Tuesday, 4 March 2008

Saint Theresa's Prayer

Saint Theresa's Prayer

May today there be peace within.
May you trust God that you are exactly where you are meant to be.
May you not forget the infinite possibilitie s that are born of faith.
May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you.
May you be content knowing you are a child of God. Let this presence settle into your bones, and allow your soul the freedom to sing, dance, praise and love.
It is there for each and every one of us.

Corporate lesson

Hanuman and Lord Ram

Tuesday, 5 February 2008

American Indian Names!

Ah ! The chinese connection.Now we know why they havethe worlds biggest population !!

A little American Indian boy asked his father, the bigchief & witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is itwe always have long names,while the white men haveshorter names like Bill, Tex or Sam?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent asymbol, a sign,or a poem for our culture not like thewhite men, who live all together & repeat their namesfrom generation to generation. Also, it is part of ourmakeup that in spite of everything, we survive.

For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic MoonOver The Lake ,because on the night she was born,there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.

Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of thePrairies, because he was born on a day the big whitehorse who gallops over the prairies of the worldappeared near our camp & is a symbol of our capacityto live & the life force of our people. It's verysimple & easy to understand.

Do you have any other questions, Little Broken CondomMade in China ?

Mathematics Explained

Mathematics Explained

He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, 'Now that's addition.' And as he added smack by smack, in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, 'Now that's subtraction.'

Then he kissed her, she kissed him without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, 'That's multiplication.' Then Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away and said, 'That's long division!'

A smart love letter

A smart love letter:

There's a couple and they love each other deeply however, the girl's father does not like the boy and want them stop their relationship...........and so......the boy wrote this letter to the girl.....he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter...

1 'The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows everyday. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to take care for me and help me
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye ! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend.'

So bad !! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to 'READ BETWEEN THE LINES'..... meaning-only to read 1,3,5,7,9,11,13.....etc (odd number)

So please try reading it again!

Is this tricky or real ????? Try it out